Your story has absolutely nothing to do with how most pizza guys behave on the job, or with this article. But thanks for the story showing us how humans can be stupid enough to host a party for kids, and dickish enough to eat somebody's pizza delivery order while delivering it. That sucks. » 1/16/15 11:34am 1/16/15 11:34am

not to mention, if this is supposed to be in line with the story: Master Chief's generation of Spartans were all supposed to be able to run at speeds in excess of 40mph, so plodding around at what felt like a slow jog in multiplayer always felt maddening to me. » 1/05/15 12:05am 1/05/15 12:05am

Where do you see Ultimate Hawkeye in the MCU, though? As a member of the Ultimates, he was distinct from the 616 version only in that he was a family man. The MCU version looks like the took the Hawkeye from the last decade of his career in the 616, pretty much. Aside from his costume, anyway (which, if that's what… » 1/01/15 9:51am 1/01/15 9:51am

It says that sometimes, a McRib is still worth it, to the pleasure centers in your brain. What does it say about your question when you don't understand how subjectivity and desire and preference work together to make you enjoy a rote-but-well-produced game versus an artistic work? » 12/21/14 6:35am 12/21/14 6:35am

Nope, stop speaking for everybody. Speak for yourself. "We" are just fine with Gawker showing off Sony's dirty laundry, especially when it brings to light sexual harassment or racism. And since it's all professional correspondence, I really don't care as long as it's not personal email. » 12/21/14 6:22am 12/21/14 6:22am